someone actually took the time to do this
this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times
I don’t care, fuck you
as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.
all of this made him
a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
oh my god
It has been six months today since I have been dating this beautiful, wonderful, intelligent, and fantastic girl. They have been the best six months of my life. She is everything to me and I love her more than everyone and everything. Thanks for a beautiful six months Mackenzie. Here’s to like infinity more.
Waiting for food is an intense experice
At what point do we just banish him from the planet
And yet there are still people who love him.
I just got hearing aids for the first time in my life.
I now hear all the things.
I don’t know weather to cry or attempt to hug music somehow.
I heard what my mum actually sounds like. Jesus fuck.
I can hear the neighbors having sex.
This was a mistake.
i feel like no one talks about this enough
I wonder how long they took to shoot this episode, so many Masters together…
That must have been such an exhausting day for John Simm. “Today, you are playing everyone in the world. Your costumes are in the square mile of closet to your left. Go.”
That giant ass suit I’m crying