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thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

(via a-world-of-tagonists)

Anonymous asked:
I ship you with dennys

perks-of-being-chinese:

you’re shipping me with a restaurant 

extorchic:

nuclearpiss:

jay628:

fyinformasion:

I hope you never die

#bettywhiteforever

betty white is the fucking coolest person ever omg

A role model, totally

(Source: poyzn, via mel-rose-13)

"May the force be ever in your favor, Harry."
~ Gandalf (The Chronicles of Narnia)

(Source: elderwand, via the-fandoms-are-cool)

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

(via agentrodgers)

meladoodle:

godlykesha:

meladoodle:

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit

(Source: meladoodle, via imayhavejust)

the-goddamazon:

THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT SCIENTISTS BE THINKING ABOUT AND LAUGHING THO

(Source: ryanjhlee, via anonymousclone)

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

(via imayhavejust)

just-marvel-things:

Didn’t think i could get anymore excited about this film

(via imayhavejust)