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5anddime:

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

She learned from experience. That look on her face is one who found out all of Jack-Jack’s powers through trial by fire.

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sweetconformity:

I… I didn’t kill him.

(via bonearenaofmyskull)

(Source: cybergy, via peterarmy)

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life

(Source: amovible, via peterarmy)

luanlegacy:

wimpynoodle:

this is something higher than hd and it’s making me so uncomfortable

what the fuck… this looks like actual depth….

(Source: alphalewolf, via peterarmy)

lossofblood:

as an actor in a haunted house i can certify that the conga line is the preferred way of escape 

(Source: adryhandjob, via smithslittleweepingangel)

jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

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(via bridgetdunkle)

herspanic:

why are pictures like this taken and also why do you guys reblog them 

(Source: thejogging, via peterarmy)

toenail-fister:

khazi-x:

toenail-fister:

Today is Hitler’s birthday, pot day, and zombie jesus day.
What a time to be alive.

420 praise it, mein Führer

420 praise it

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